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Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”.”

“Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.”

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.”

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.”

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.”

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!”

God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time”

Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!”

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.”